So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.
The awkward moment when you have a thousand tabs open and one starts talking
WHERE IS IT OH GOD WHICH ONE IS POSSESSED
CONGRATULIONS,
YOU WON
my parents never gave me the sex talk and here i am knowing more than i should
I learnt all I know about sex through the internet and I think I’m doing ok
Reblog this and see what you get.
1: You’re ugly.
2: I hate your tumblr.
3: I love your tumblr.
4: You’re my Tumblr crush.
5: Your Tumblr is amazing.
6: You’re hot.
7: You’re gorgeous.
8: You’re pretty.
9: I want your number.
10: I’m on your blog often.
11: I want you.
12: You're lovely.
13: You're fucking sexy.
14: I want to hug you.
15: Let me love you.
16: Hit me up
